Semen Storage

[matthias]

I'd like to wholeheartedly recommend Xytex Corporation (http://www.xytex.com) for all your semen storage needs. Great selection of exciting DVDs and magazines to get the process started :)

Seriously though: while they are local to Atlanta, they are also equipped to handle nation-wide "demands" through cryokits. While I am under surveillance, I decided to "relieve" myself of the stress in case I ever get notice that further treatment is required. This way millions of soldiers are ready to go...no matter what happens to their Commander-in-Chief.

[shenanigans]

Man I got so jipped! :p

they gave me a urine cup and pointed me to the doc office bathroom...


nothing to "aid" just the thought of "hey hope this works or I'll never have kids" which is kind of a mood killer...

either way they made me "make a deposit" at home and bring it in, had to bring it within an hour, I tried to get it there as quick as I could so it involved a little bit of some "spirited driving"