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  • Ball phrases

    Hi all,

    My friend has started telling me to go "ball deep" or "ball to the wall". Of course, interrupted sex can lead to "blue ball". I also appreciate the expression "Aw, nut!" Y'all got any other good ball (singular) phrases?

    -Uno
    11/16/16 Went to primary care complaining of testicular pain. Wrongly diagnosed with epididymitis. Told not to worry, it'll go away on its own.
    12/8/16 Diagnosed with TC in left testicle.
    12/9/16 Left I/O.
    1/5/17 Tumor Markers officially back to normal -- Stage 1A with 70% EC.
    1/26/17 Robotic RPLND using left MSKCC template as primary treatment.
    2/2/17 Pathology results: pN0. No current evidence of cancer. They say I still have a 10% relapse chance.

  • #2
    I'd give my right ball to be cancer-free.

    I'm "listing to port". (nautical phrase, meaning I lean to the left now)

    I walk in circles.

    I'm a conservative who leans to the left.

    They only removed one, so I only sing a half-octave higher now.


    These are just a few that my buddies and I have used, and it's only been 3 weeks since my diagnosis. Good friends know that laughter is good medicine.

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    • #3
      I haven’t had much of an appetite since the surgery. Lost 12 lbs in less than two weeks. Told my buddy and he said “damn that was one big ball!”

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      • #4
        As I sit in a deer stand on this cold December afternoon, "I'm freezing my nut off!"
        26 Cleveland, OH
        3/01/17 - Found lump on right testicle
        4/21/17 - Went to ER. 4x3.7x2.5 cm tumor in right testicle
        4/22/17- Pre/op LDH 194, AFP 41, HCG 46, CT scan clear, X-ray clear
        4/27/17 - Right I/O. Non-seminoma with LVI. 70% EC, 20% Yolk Sac, 10% Teratoma
        5/16/17 - Markers normalize, CT clear. Stage 1B
        5/22/17 - Start 1xBEP

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        • #5
          uni-baller
          Age 31 - Portland, OR
          01NOV16- Pain in right testicle, palpable mass
          13NOV16- R I/O. Markers normal
          27NOV16- Stage Ia non-seminoma, 1.3cm, 100% EC, no LVI
          06DEC16 - CT scan clear
          09DEC16 - Started 1xBEP. Neutropenic at day 15; Worst part for me was bleo (allergic).
          03JAN17- Ended 1xBEP; start surveillance
          18MAR17-2nd pathology report shows 90% EC , 10% seminoma

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          • #6
            This will probably only make any sense to Brits of a certain age on here but one of my mates calls me Womble. And my younger brother calls me Mark One though that only works as I am the eldest and have the right name.

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            • #7
              A gathering of single ball men is know as what ?




              .....the Singles Jingles.


              - Matt

              March 4th 2014: [AFP = 2.5; bHCG = 6; LDH = 618]
              March 13th: Left IO 100% Classic Seminoma
              6.3 x 5.1 x 3.8 cm, no invasion of anything
              LDH never fully normalized
              Stage: IS
              Watchful Waiting
              May 1st: promoted to Stage IIB with two PET active tumors in the para-aortic lymph nodes 2.5 & 2.4 cm
              May 12th: started 3xBEP
              Neupogen during Cycle 2 and 3
              July 8th: Last Bleo shot of Cycle 3 -- chemo completed !
              August 4th: Post Chemo CT/PET scan
              September 4th: Port removed
              July 8th 2017: 3 YEARS ALL CLEAR !

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              • #8
                After #2 I joked that my wife could now call me "no nuts", a reference to a TV series at the time that used that term to refer to a female on the team. However, for the most part I don't find this at all amusing. Can't understand why you do?

                Dave
                Jan, 1975: Right I/O, followed by RPLND
                Dec, 2009: Left I/O, followed by 3xBEP

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