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11-05-09, 03:14 PM
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The funniest joke in the world
There has been a competition about the funniest joke in the world, the winner happends to be swedish, and I think the joke suits this site.
 I found an english translation:Visiting the countryside on a hunting trip, the well-dressed man from Stockholm takes aim and shoots a duck. But the fowl drops into a farmer's field, and the farmer claims it. Since both want it, the farmer suggests settling the dispute with an old fashioned hick-kick. "I kick you as hard as I can in the crotch, then you do the same to me," he explains. "Whoever screams the least gets the bird." The city man agrees. So the farmer winds up and delivers a crushing blow to the man's privates, and he collapses to the ground. Twenty minutes later, when he finally manages to stand, he gasps, "My turn." "Nah," says the farmer, turning away. "You can keep the duck." Heres a link to read those who competed: http://www.rd.com/clean-jokes-and-la...cle154735.html /Thomas
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11-05-09, 03:58 PM
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That was from Buddy Hacket, on the Tonight show w/Johnny Carson about 25 years ago.
I can still see him saying it! Too Funny!
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11-05-09, 04:02 PM
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Just found it on You Tube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZjNXq1U5Os
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11-05-09, 06:40 PM
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Brilliant!!
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11-06-09, 09:28 AM
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nice joke!!!!
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11-06-09, 11:27 PM
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I have heard this joke a couple years ago here in french.
It's good to read it again in a little different way. Everytime i think about this joke i think about myself kicking the a%*| of the boss i was working for a couple years ago.
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11-07-09, 05:45 AM
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I recall the old Monty Python skit about the "Killer Joke" used in WWII:
Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
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